"hi Alice, it's Katie from diabetes uk press office. Red magazine would like to interview you on your training and reasons behind running the marathon.. They would also like to do a photo shoot with you and the four main people supporting you through this.. You know, your trainer, husband or boyfriend, running partner...oh, and they also want to know what your doing to raise the 1,850 pounds, and we thought you had great ideas"
Right, so issues with this:
1 we all know my training hasn't really started
2 trainer?!?
3 boyfriend/husband?!? (what a bitch... Bet she's a happily married )
4 my sponsorship ideas?! Now, little issue with this, I think I mightve said that as i was a great flute player I will be busking and playing for donations at peoples weddings......
Bugger bugger bugger. So, help needed, if i get this gig I need a fake trainer, mightily fit fake boyfriend, and some fake weddings and brides so I can "play my flute" at your weddings...have a feeling my squeaky version of drunken sailor and greensleves just ain't going to cut the mustard at a real wedding.
Oh the webs we weave...this is going to turn into a very fun ride...
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| Proof is in the pudding people!! ..Hmmm..some one say pudding??.... |
