Ok...damage check?

　

Wow...oh what a night !!! Amazing venue, Jack Whitehall hosting (hilarious!), Olly Murs singing (FIT!!!*such* a Cougar), brilliant friends, free booze, balloon modeling, photo booths, all this adds up to a FABULOUS Monday night. Happy

100th Birthday Natmags, you've certainly made me fall in love with you once again......



Me and Pavel...



 

Lydia, me and Pavel the chicken..



Now, back to the all important damage check though......

The best bit about waking up first thing this morning?

1) I woke up (Alive)

2) I was in my bed (and yes alone..)

3) changed
4) hugging the obligatory pasty wrapper...but I was in one piece. *phew*

Now, how did you get home Alice? Think...think.....think.....erm...no idea...hang on, its coming back to me.....I know, check your phone.....oh god...don't check your phone..WHY did you decide to call that person at 12.22 and then again at 12.20??what on earth was so important to call them then?? Oh, I know....OLLY MURS KISSED ME! WHOOOOPHA! Think I would've told anyone, in fact, I told everyone ! I think we'ld make a lovely couple.. "Alice Murs" it works huh? oohhh

Olly Murs

LOVES

Alice Waite

31020

4122

534

87% -----See ! He does !!

Right, back to being 30 and mature again.

So, I checked my phone and found pictures from the night - Works out that I actually got the train home, but why I decided to take 6 (yes 6) pictures of myself while on the train I'll never know, but at least I can now retrace my footsteps. Oh, maybe I took them to send to my new boyfriend Olly woggle as I like to call him.

Now...handbag check...ok, looking good...hang on...someones replaced my Dior cover up with a drumstick? Score. If there could be anything in the place of the stupidly expensive cover up a drumstick would be the 1st choice.

Right, lets do the facebook and Internet check...you're bound to have done something...ahhh, pretty safe on the Facebook...now the Internet....Marvelous, I find myself still logged on to a Olly Murs fansite..what did I think? That I could get his mobile number from the website? FYI, you cant, I have double checked.

And that, even after confirmation from friends, is it ! No crying, didn't talk to any of those five people (in fairness I couldn't find them, I remember looking at one point), didn't fall on anyone, dance off was when others were dancing, no inappropriate * winks, and no minesweeping ! Correction...there was minesweeping. Definite minesweeping, but I'm allowed one right?

* Ahh, maybe two. Please find attached pictures of myself and my Associate Publisher.