Tuesday 15 March 2011

Oh, That'll be the half then....please let it be a half pint of beer not anything else....

Four sleeps to go till "Judgement day"

I'm going to be completely honest with you, I am, and have been, dreading this half Marathon more than the actual London Marathon.  Back in October I have to admit it all seemed a little bit like a joke, well not a joke, but something to tell people?

Let me explain.  At the end of last year, I was doing so much dating I couldve put Cilla Black out of business.  But during these dates, I kept on getting unstuck with the familiar line:


DATE: "So, Alice, what do you do in your spare time...you know, other than serial dating obviously" *said with a little wink and accompanied by amused laughter from him to show he's joking*

ME: *oh, bugger.  How does he know? Ok...style it out..* "Ha ha, crikey, as if I could find the time ! (Mr failed date number 22.5) Erm...lots of things really...erm.....socialising (dating)...catching up with friends (drinking/dating)...erm....go to the gym (once..there was a good shop next door) ..and errr....well, to be honest..works pretty busy at the moment and takes up alot of my time"

DATE: "Oh.  Ok.  Erm. " *well that was a conversation killer...maybe more booze is the way forward for tonight.....*

But now, its brilliant !!

DATE:  "So, Alice, what do you do in your spare time...you know, other than serial dating obviously" *said with a little wink and accompanied by amused laughter from him to show he's joking*

ME: *laughing along with him* "Well, the usual really! Work keeps me pretty busy at the moment, but Im actually also training for the London Marathon! Even though you probably couldnt tell *while pointing at the wine glass and still chuckling*

DATE: "Really? Wow.  Ive always wanted to run a marathon.....you must be pretty fit to do that  *he says with a cheeky wink* (little does he know...) We could go running together next time if you like? I know some great runs that I'ld like to show you?"

And then, you've got him.  He's arranged the second date and actually thinks youre interesting! Not completely shallow only into shopping, cheeky after work drinks, smoking and eating fast food on most nights.  Wow, I have succeeded in making myself out to be someone else, and I didnt even have to technically lie!

Then fast forward to present day.  Sadly, it cannot be kept as just a good dating line, and I actually have to do it.  So, last Saturday I took myself out for my longest run as promised...


Route: New Route
Activity: Run
Google Maps URL: http://maps.google.com/?q=http://share.abvio.com/6161/3a02/4ced/7ce9/Runmeter-Run-20110312-1206.kml
Shortened Google Maps URL: http://j.mp/f0ohSw
Started: 12 Mar 2011 12:06:26 PM
Run Time: 1:50:15
Stopped Time: 30:33
Distance: 11.00 miles
Average: 10:02 /mile
Fastest Pace: 3:03 /mile
Climb: 154 feet
Calories: 0
Official Route: No

So...thats a couple of miles off the half marathon...lets see how Saturday pans out....this my friends is now getting serious....32 days till the big "M"


xx

P.S Just FYI...I havent actually received any thing through the post from the London Marathon..i.e red laces...racing number...which others got sent to them 2 days ago!  Am now getting pretty nervous that I've messed up and actually dont have a place so all of this has been for nothing....Well, I say nothing, but after taking delivery of the below, I could always eat all the gels, drink all the drinks and then see what happens?! Who's in??


Tuesday 8 March 2011

10 days to go till the half marathon.....

Oh...my...God.  That is possibly all that this blog should say eh? Wowzer.

But, a little positivity.  Not my forte as you all know, however ill give it my best shot:

  1. I've given up drinking (tis only Tuesday...but hey...not a bad start ;-) )
  2. Managed to run just over 8 miles tonight.  Yes its not the quickest, but dudes....8 miles?! (Please see attached run meter...I do feel I have to attach proof for some of you..please also see where I got lost.  Oh yes, Alice can even get lost on a straight road....the shame.....http://j.mp/fdOtL3   )
  3. Erm...well, I've noticed my "Bum Bag" as described in an earlier blog doesnt actually move quite so much....
  4. And finally, I'm pretty sure the amount I'm sweating is not normal, but am praying this will eventually mean weight loss...please God let there be some benefit to this other than it being possibly the "greatest achievement of my life"....bla bla bla...I want at least a lolly pop head after this. 

So...even though I am feeling slightly more upbeat...Im still not overly positive for..you know......the other one I have to do.....and my flat mate has confirmed that for me this evening..

HIM: "Did you run back?"
ME: Red faced and very sweaty.."Yeah (light and breezy..control your breathing Alice)..I actually ran a bit longer than normal for my sins!" *wanting a high five at this point*
HIM:"Well so you should be. Its not long to go you know"

And alas he's right. Its not long to go, but I will stand by this comment. I will succeed and I will finish the big jog I am doing.  Yes it will be a rubbish time and I will never do it again.  But I'll do it.  And of course I'll be updating my status every step of the way....well I've got to.  Apparently theres no darn traffic? So now I cant run and pray for the red man to appear so I can stop for a bit, and lean on the traffic lights as I do.  Whose stupid idea was that eh?



Anyway.. heres to a ten miler on Sat.....lets see....

Love and blisters xx

Sunday 6 March 2011

"Ding Ding"

"Time please.....Ladies and Gentlemen last orders at the bar...."

Crikey.  So thats that then.  I always said I would give up drinking in March for the marathon..and now I need to stick to it.....bother. This weekend was marked in my diary as "blow out weekend"....and yes..after drinks on Wed, Thur, Fri and Sat my liver is currently doing the Macarena at this news.  Now, I have to admit, "blow out weekend" also included smoking.  Yes yes, I know I know, and to make it worse it was even pre meditated smoking....not a drunken stumble to buy ten cigarettes and smoke them hiding round the corner...oh no...this was a very sober "20 Marlborough lights please" and smoked where everyone could see me....hey, if youre going to do something you may as well do it properly...

Anyway, please fasten your seat belts, and prepare for the worlds most boring Month and a bit, I will understand if you all de-friend me...I would so de-friend my self if I could...believe me.

Happy Sunday all. 

Hang on...Sunday? That means I have one day left right? Score. 1.30, The Sun - Clapham Old town.  See you there, Ill be the drunken lush outside chain smoking.  Wicked.


This is the picture ill be thinking of while running the marathon.......